Quite a pair

Black Obus: You know, I think I'm really slimming.
Red Obus: That may be, but you lack passion.
Black Obus: So what? I go with EVERYTHING.
Red Obus: Ha! Red is deceptively neutral.
Black Obus: Well, I love that Obus made me from 100% black merino.
Red Obus: I'm wool too. And I'm so cosy. Take me home. Somebody!
Black Obus: And me! I'm gorgeous.
Red Obus: Want a gin martini?
Black Obus: Sure.