Cool shoes

I remember when life was simple. When the only shoes I owned were a pair of Doc Marten 10-ups and some yellow Converse All-Stars. Then, one day I bought a pair of brown Mary Janes from Mollini and that was it. I became addicted to shoes. I realised that no, Docs don't go with everything. And they are not very flattering.

Now that I'm adding these amazing Opening Ceremony booties to my collection, my old Docs would be so jealous. 'So what if we make you look like a stumpy old troll', they'd say. 'We were so hip back in the 90s.'

'Yes you were,' I would reply. But I believe in tough love. So I'd put on these suede beauties and stand tall and elegant and walk away feeling fantastic. So there.