Dear Manderville Bomber,Please do not think I am a crazy stalker, but I just had to write and let you know how much you mean to me. I have been wearing you daily and you always make me look great. Once I even threw you over my nightie and popped down to Coles for some milk. The check-out lady commented on my stylish late-night getup! I hadn't the heart to tell her I was in my jimjams.
Of course, I love you with jeans and my extensive floral frock collection. I even take you to yoga with me, though I do tend to get a little sweaty and respectfully remove you for odour prevention. You are my pride and joy.
I suspect you think I say this to all my jackets, but honest-to-sweet-cotton, this is the first love letter I have ever written to an outer garment. I just wanted to say thankyou for all your comfort, support and gorgeousness.
Your number one fan,
Well adorned torso.
xxooxx
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