Dear oh deer

Once upon a time there was a small girl called Amelia. Upon birth she appeared perfectly normal, but as she grew so did the antlers upon her head. Amelia hated her antlers and tried everything to remove them, but alas, they always grew back. One day, after a particularly brutal day at school, Amelia decided to run away.

Unfortunately she had very little money and had no choice but to hitchhike. It seemed that no on wanted to offer a ride to a small girl with antlers and poor Amelia stood by the side of the road for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually, a bleached blonde woman in stilettos and a tight leather skirt pulled over. 'Get in antler girl,' she said. 'I'm going to make you a star.'

Before she knew it, Amelia was bracing the covers of magazines all across the world. She was also an Internet sensation and her YouTube video, 'How to grow your own antlers' was viewed by billions. Boys loved her, girls wanted to be her.

Amelia relished in her celebrity. She even loved being chased the the paparazzi and made them cupcakes when she had the time. One particular paparazzo named Ernie was so touched and inspired (he was so used to being scorned and treated like vermin) he decided to create an Amelia the antler girl tee. Flattering, stylish and versatile, the above version by Woodford and Co is is a particularly delectable take on the now legendary style.